TAURUS (April 20-May 20)

Week of February 8, 2001

Would you ever convert to arborsexuality? Have your amorous misadventures with people made you so cynical about love that you'd consider an intimate relationship with a tree? After all, a tree will never leave you out on a limb. It won't bark at you for your faults or become impatient with how slowly you might be growing. But my advice is to hold off on this experiment for a little while longer, Taurus. Give human romance another chance. I predict that events in 2001 will rejuvenate the innocence of your attractions to two-legged, hot-blooded creatures. Get ready to see an omen to that effect this week.


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tree fucker.