a favorite book review on amazon

" the dark itching, March 7, 2000
Reviewer: A reader from IHOP
to be perfectly honest, i haven't exactly read this book. it matters not. and anyway, i just ordered the dang thing, so i'll read it soon enough. am i the only poor asshead in the world with a credit card, internet access, poor impulse control, and a fascination with ugly prehistoric fish?"