From Linda a few days ago.

"During lunch, this rather scruffy looking gentleman sidled up to me and began chatting. You know the usual, about how he's not really homeless, how he used to be an Alaska fisherman, how he was asked to play at Muckleshoot tonight.

Then suddenly he exclaimed, "Hey, you got a ring on. Is there a husband out there?"
I smiled, "Yup."
He replied, "Well, I can't waste my time chatting you up."


AHHH, membership has its privileges. "